Kissed by a cow

 Because I keep looking for this poem I wrote sometime in 2010 or 2011 I'll put it here. So I can easier find it next time.

I was leaning on the fence on a nice sunny day. A cow came over and licked my face. Now if you have ever been licked by a cow you know that it feels like someone is torturing you with a cheese grater. I still found it sweet and wrote this poem about it:

This morning I was kissed by a cow.

 My first reaction was "Wow!"

It was all a bit wet and slimy.

I was saying to myself "Blimey!

Who would have thought that a day like this

would start with such a passionate kiss?"